Thank you Walt Disney.

Everyone knows how the Princess-stories go. Right? At least everyone should know how they end. They end happily. Or so we are taught to believe. "And then they lived happily ever after" But people do lie. The parents do it all the time when their kids are young(er than them, which is always). Or did your parents tell you the Truth? Mine didn't. And the stories I've heard from other sources have the same message to tell: "Then they lived happily ever after". Can it be that easy! But it's not impossible, is it? You know, the sun shines after the storm or something. And stuff like that. So everyone should get good things happening after a great struggle. Like a bad apple. Or an evil stepmother. Or a malicious spell. Or living with 7 old dwarfs.

Why is that little boys arent that into Princess stories? Some little dudes know one thing that's got a Princess in it: NINTENDO! But what's the thing there? You save the Princess. Of course. Even some basic ideas are kept the same! But what happens when the Princess Peach is saved? Well you get rewarded. Maybe a kiss or money. Why girls are told that after a Prince Charming will marry the Princess he saves? Is that destiny that leads the P.C to the right Princess..The One Princess. How many guys dream of getting married anyway? There really must be about 10billion frogs for one P.C. And how many guys even select the Princess Peach character if they can choose between Mario, Luigi and Peach?

Why Luigi and Mario don't wanna marry Peach? Are they gay? Or just Italians? Italian guys get married!!! Eventually.. At least they are being honest and use their real names! Not like this mysterious Prince Charming. Where is he from? I don't know why but I get a sort of "a brit" feeling when I think about the word "charming". And not only because of the following picture:

Never saw any tattoos on those Disney Princes. But those are taken anyway.. Never seen a fat Prince Charming either! Or a one with long hair! Or a Princess saving another Princess! And the Princess never says "No, go back..You are not good enough.. Let me sleep another 50years while waiting for the One." Is that what real-life girls/women are supposed to do as well? Just take what you can get?( The Princesses are never fat either. Or bald. Or weird(even though some of them have been verbally abused and/or lived in a castle all alone and/or lived with a dragon/7 dwarfs..)

Has there ever been a story where the Princess has to chase the Prince? And say "Hey jerk! You saved me! Now you have to marry me!" Was Posh Spice aka Victoria Adams saved by David B? I've never heard such a story where Princess makes the Prince fall in love with her. It just happens.( And that's how it sometimes works in the modern world too, but things may get stuck here, since chasing The P.C is not an option.)



Why there are no Prince-movies.. I'd LOOOVE to see one! Like stories how they grew up and how they knew that this Princess was the one they had to rescue and then marry! Did they know what would happen after they rescued the Princess? Did someone pay them to rescue or/and marry the girl? Are there any Prince Charmings in the real world? As you can see from the picture above, the Prince(/David) has a pretty cool horse. White and strong. Princes don't usually come to rescue Princesses with an old donkey.( Princess Fiona was rescued by Shrek..who arrived with a donkey. But he was a monster. But at least they lived happily..)So is a cool vehicle a sign of a Prince? Is that the reason why guys(and the little dudes) like cars? Cars are modern horses. Sounds pretty self-evident to me. Never seen a guy riding a horse. And doing it with pride. (And now we are talking about straight guys)

Someone once told me, that if the Prince Charming and the One can be considered to be the same person.. He is no doubt a real gay-man. Who knows, maybe that "and they lived happily ever after" means that they have an arrangement(domestic partnership) and a lover for both. So maybe those Princess-stories are true. Since it doesnt make it a lie when you just leave out all the details.

So don't worry ladies, if you think that guy with million bad habits and an old Toyota(or his mom's minivan) don't seem to match the description of the Prince Charming.




So enjoy.